January 2012
53 posts
Green Eggs and DEAD: a Homestuck Storybook
chRIST
i need this in book form
Someone read me this to sleep.
December 2011
43 posts
dem hips are HYPNOTICFUCKKK. Miss Zorah, goddamn. Can I be vas Dem’Hips. I will bring you the greatest of gifts oh captain my captain.
..oh
ok so what if
dave doesnt know how to climb stairs
he lives on a skyscraper, he can jump rooftops and crazy shit
but not stairs
all his life he’s only had to take the elevator
never learned how to walk stairs
also his bro warns him
not to trust
stairs all the time
he warns him
because
he cant stairsheadcanon
“i cant stairs”
“ok dave welcome to my home, sorry about all the shitty harlequins”
“lets go upstairs to my room so we can yiff”
“i cant”
“huh”
“I CANT STAIRS, OKAY?!?!”
“thanks for reminding me dickhole”
*SOBS*
emotions run high
this will be the last time i reblog this i swear
this is now so accurate it hurts
Can't stop laughing.
Nicholas Cage
Nicholas Page
Nicholas Wage
Nicholas Age
Nicholas Gauge
Nicholas Mage
Nicholas Rage
Nicholas Sage
Nicholas Stage
lmfaoo
Your blog is amazing and I am content just sitting here and looking at all of your awesome shit ok
reblog if you read homestuck in the original japanese
November 2011
54 posts
Every Breath You Take
Police
NNOOOOOOOO YESSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAARGGHH
okay i made the most unattractive voice just now, this is better than that jaws thing by far hahahah
