Jeff: …man i wish somebody’d told me that before. woulda been good to know. ah well, live and learn and lubricate and all that jazz, etc.
Sam: “Live, Learn, Lubricate” should be your house words.
Jeff: with a whinnying wall-eyed horse as my sigil.
Sam: This is perfect.
Jeff: should i use the Leather Pride flag colours as my house colours
Sam: Absolutely.
you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker
THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE
(Source: voldegort)
Equine onesies were originally created to prevent horses suffering fly irritations, allergies, and other forms of skin conditions, they are also being snapped up by owners eager to keep their animals’ coats clean before a show. Jessica Clarke, 20, and Annie Brown, 18, custom make and sell the garments for £169.99.
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Oh, hello horse! Come to visit my bro?
i imagine this is like Christmas at Thor and Loki’s place
Sleipnir’s home from college for the Holidays
/dead
(Source: colejole)
i want a a relationship like this
oh my god
that horse is copping a feel
#or #clopping a feel #if you will
STOP OH MY GOD
(Source: angels-and-rosewater)
Play this: ‘QWOP’ creator tackles unicorn locomotion with ‘CLOP’
Bennett Foddy, creator of ragdoll-based running game QWOP, challenges players to tackle a four-legged gallop with his latest browser game CLOP.







